Big man in a suit of armor . Take that away , what are you?
- Genius , billionaire , playboy , philanthropist.
For the Wingmate!
Best Marvel hero. <3 Thanks Wingmate. :3
(Source: constantinspiration)
Via Painting Life Out In Colors
No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.
LOL
Hey Batman maybe you’d be faster if you weren’t weighed down by your enormous head
(Source: arsenbitch)
Via *Insert something witty here*
The Best Thing Happened To Me Today In Math Class
We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor! Loki isn’t here!”
LOKI ISN’T HERE.
We became best friends after that, obviously.
I thought I was sick of “Call Me Maybe” cards until I saw this.






